spam. im getting spammed with christianity messages on friendster. you know those bulletin boards? apparently its no longer cool to place "Friendster is shutting down" on the topic field anymore coz even the stupid assholes who thought it was true initially, kinda figured out that, well, it isn't. so what do these fucking retards invent next? Misleading topic headers.
i see topics with words like Scandal! Sex! Hottest! then when i open the fucking bulletin, it reads
Message: Message: So you opened this because it said TOP 10 SEXIEST FEMALES AND MALES IN FRIENDSTER, but if it said Jesus Christ our Lord would you have opened it? Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of Me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." It's your choice. If you aren't ashamed to do this, repost and put your name on the bottom.
this isn't anything about jesus christ. it's just a simple plain annoying piece of chain letter bullshit with a different twist.
christ. would we ever be rid of these fucking idiots?
i was reading digital life today while having my morning shit and they had a feature on babe and hunk bloggers. the babes were okay, but the hunks? i mean, wtf man. if i had a scanner i'd scan their fugly mugs in. but i dont, so tough luck. anyway one of the fugly guys (
his blog here) says he's "single but not available". instead of the sense of smarty-pants intrigue he's trying to build up, it just means he's gay. or still pining away for some girl, like a loser.
oh
samuraibunny (click to see her blog), if i need a weak aphrodisiac like chocolate to get me or the girl going, i'll just shoot myself. haha
but it might be helpful in like other people's cases. :D
this is the 70th post.
i went, for my very first time to Coco Latte. (issit one word? or two? maybe the more informed of you clubbers can tell me.) it was a celebration in honor of Nelson's birthday. he is 23 now. and old fucker like me.
for those who havnt been, its fucking small. it's just a little bigger than my room. i kid you not. and there was this fucking lame ass who kept trying to dance with the girls in my group, even after the girls showed they weren't interested. he would tap them on their shoulders and offer his hand, like "can i have a dance with you?". the girls would ignore him, and he would STILL just keep dancing near them and after 5 mins or so, try the same pathetic move. what an asshole! so after awhile, whenever he was trying to get in, i would manouver myself to dance in between him and the girls. the funny thing is, i can feel him trying to push me away, but i have more muscles in my left buttcheek than the whole of him put together so guess who won?
and out of nowhere, these 2 girls came up to our group and started introducing themselves. one was marabelle (interesting name) and the other was cheryl (or carol..). we all introduced ourselves and this is how my introduction went,
girl "hi! cheryl/carol here!"
me "hi! im nick"
girl "?"
me "nick! NICK! like nicholas?"
girl "oh! okay haha"
i swear she thought i said "dick" the first time round. and she was with this fugly nerd and balding indian. i thought she was hot, but obviously she's lacking in the taste.
and oh, my ex-students are missing me. why? because their new math teacher is a tyrant and gives them like 10 pages of homework every day. its not saying that i disagree with homework, i gave my fair share too, but it's all about motivating them to do the homework instead of oppressing them to get it over and done with.
twigs is back in australia. and so is denise. thanks denise for the backpack! and erm, thanks twigs for introducing lucky and i. haha
let's see, anything else? nope.
i just went out of my room to pee. then i checked on my hamsters. they were eating their dried veggies and whatever. when i approached their cages they climbed over to take a look at me. sometimes, or rather, oftentimes, i wonder if they ever feel bored in their cages. i mean there're like 1 wheel, 1 water bottle, a bowl of nuts n dried food, and bedding. according to my friend amanda, their brains are small, so they cant get bored. i hope so. but i bring them out sometimes. let them run around in their hamster-ball or place them in the freezer for that arctic experience.
oh while peeing, my mind jumped to the fact that some hotels leave chocolates on the bed for their guests. the hell i need chocolates. i'd rather they put condoms. more useful right?
i pulled my fucking back muscle. the spinae erecta i think. but dont worry girls, it's got nothing to do with having giant erections.
so that means no gym. sigh. at this putzing rate, im never gonna get to my 80kg goal. its already been a month and im stuck at 75. fuck.
i had an orientation program for tmc/monash students just this monday. collected my textbooks (not too bad) and sat next to another leftie (not too bad either). her name's anita and she oozed boredom during the "tour" of the "facilities". i used inverted commas because they both sucked. oh and my old BMT bunkmate was there too. he's taking the IT course. me? im in psych/humans.
lessee what else. oh i am supposed to pen a letter to my ex-student but really, im too fucking lazy. i know. if you're reading this (you know wh
o you are), im sorry. but i WILL write. just gimme a coupla months..
things i need to get
1) weightlifting belt
2) a small table for my room from ikea
3) school bag from malaysia
what else... sites to check out
cafepress.comthe onionyou heard it here first!
sexy girlfriend complex: whereby guys who are attached are so paranoid over their girlfriends even going out without them. they have this misinformation that their girlfriends are so desirable that every guy on the street wants a piece of that ass.
*ding ding* here's the clue police. NO. you're wrong as. there are other girls out there who're better looking and packing nicer tits. don't believe me? then why are they (the paranoid bfs) always checking other girls out?
actually, come to think of it. i wouldn't reject a $25k paycheck and 10 month bonus either. but i'll definately be smart enough to keep my mouth shut.
now that the CEO and the entire NKF board of directors, and their "peanuts" patron are stepping down, perhaps there's an opening somewhere for me? i'm only interested in the top executive positions alright? i promise i'll be a better liar than the outgoing CEO
what's this about making poverty history? G8, Live Aid, Edinburgh demostration/rally.. i did some poking around and discovered most of it relates to Africa and how thousands are dying everyday from poverty and famine. the reason why they're in so much shit is because they're sprouting kids everywhere. the land isn't productive enough to be farmed, so what do they do? make further demands upon it by having producing more children. then whine about their high mortality rate and asking for handouts. only good thing is the decomposing bodies of their dead are working to make the land fertile again. my point here? stop fucking like rabbits. oh that'll solve another problem as well - the rising percentage of the population testing postive for HIV.
on other news, this is regarding the a particular non-profit charity organisation (NPCO) in singapore. i just read something really ridiculous. for someone in the employ of a NPCO, getting a $25,000 a month paycheck and 10-12 months of annual bonus is insane. that works out to about $600,000 a YEAR. remember, most of the money going into this NPCO comes from public funds. so the case is all about the CEO of this NPCO taking a bunch of reporters to court for allergedly defaming him. blahblah blah.. at the end of it, he was caught with his pants down. He maintains that he did nothing wrong, yet he said "Our track record speaks for itself. We have struggled to be perfect. It is inevitable that
mistakes do occur. I have tried for 37 years to do my best for the people of singapore."
oops. if you didn't do anything wrong, what's that about mistakes occuring?
how about others, like flying first/business class (he repeatedly claims it is his entitlement, well if you REALLY want to be philanthropic, and show that you have noble aspirations, try taking Economy class. it saves a whole ton of money which could be used for better purposes than making sure you have more legroom), having gold plated taps installed (a decision made by a former employee, he claims. no surprise that this "former employee" is no longer contactable. snigger. do you think we're stupid?), and a fleet of 8 coporate cars - not including a mercedes that was paid for AND maintained (fuel, taxes et. al.) by the NPCO (meaning? this is partly where your donations are going to ladies and gentlemen.)
this is disgusting. when asked what she thought of the entire lawsuit, their patron replied
"All the (NPCO) had wanted from the (reporting agency) was a retraction. But the case had been extended to question (NPCO)'s transparency and 'expensive things'."
and she added, "why make a big fuss out of it?"
sheesh! first, the reporting agency (RA) wouldn't have made a big fuss of things if the CEO hadn't tried to fuck around and be on a moral high horse. but he did, and got a big portion of his ass served back to him. ha-ha.
secondly,
"for a person who runs a million-dollar charitable organisation, $600,000 is peanuts as it has a few hundred millions in reserves", quoted the same patron.
$600,000 is peanuts? tell that to the needy patients that this non-profit charitable organisation is.. erm, helping.
'nuff said.
Update!: i've just been to the said organisation's website. under their Help Us page, they've got 2 options.
1) yes i want to donate now.
2) i can't donate now, but i do want to help.
let's see what they suggest that i can do to help, besides further enriching their coffers. so i clicked on the 2nd option.
ha. in the whole 8 paragraphs of the resulting pop-up page, not a SINGLE sentence was devoted to suggesting alternative ways of supporting their cause. instead they chose to tell me
1) "You might wonder how a regular donation can help save young lives."
2) "By giving a small amount regularly – perhaps as little as $5 a month – you will allow us to plan ahead and..."
donate donate donate. money money money. snigger.
STOP PRESS!
for those people who have some passing familiarity with the "local music scene", you'll definately have heard of the band, Pug Jelly. You'll also remember that they were the opening bands for american punk-wannabe band Simple Plan (who insists that they've never thought of themselves as a punk band) and loser girl Avril Lavigne, when they came to singapore to perform.
Here's the boo boo. Some sources have disclosed that Pug Jelly PAID the concert organizers a certain sum of money to allow them (PJ) to secure the prestigious Opening Band slot. Yes ladies and gents, it shows that in singapore, if you have the money, you can do anything.
rock on! part of the series of pictures taken for SkiVe's upcoming album.
i'm sick of being the last on the line. ya hear me y'all?!
