ever thought about not thinking

alright everybody, we have a winner.

i will _not_ be entertaining any more contestants or requests. booths are closed and results are final.

should you want to find a winner as well, i have summarized the process of the competition and it will be described forthwith:

-2) meet and make a friend, via another friend.
-1) attend this "new" friend's birthday party.
0) figure out a puzzle and attach it to the end of your friendster profile.
1) assume the attractive girl seated opposite you during the post-party drinking is attached.
2) she's most probably attached to the ang moh guy who came with her to the party.
3) conduct small talk with said girl and allow her to take a photograph of you using her camera phone.
4) request that photo from her.
5) go home and check out her profile on friendster.
6) curse silently as you read "In a Relationship", which confirms step (2) and find out that her profile is available only to close friends.
7) forget about that singular encounter with her.
8) wait for a couple of days
9) get a surprise when the same girl messages you through friendster with the answer to the puzzle in step (0)
10) say "oh really... let's see you try this one!" and compose another puzzle for her.
11) be amazed at her sheer wit and tenacity as she replies with the answer.
12) start talking on MSN. or Yahoo! or AIM or ICQ. whichever works.
13) debunk the assumption that she is attached. whoopee!
14) chat for two weeks online.
15) visit her at her work place.
16) have a semestrial exam.
17) after the build up of anticipation developed during the exam period, meet up with her.
18) you must not go for fancy schmancy dinners but instead buy messy food and beer. (i will not divulge my personal menu.)
19) have beer at blooie's.

i'll leave the rest up to you. be creative!

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